Friday, January 13, 2012

Flo Rida

I am feeling the spirit of Florida today, likely because I'm there right now. Yes, dear ether, I touched ground yesterday afternoon in the land of sun, sea, oranges and grandma. I am officially on vacation. Unfortunately mother nature did not receive my notice, and the weather was kind of shitty. Therefore, I am channeling tropicana by accessorizing with this hair flower (see below), with all the intent and purpose of an Indian rain dance, hopefully communicating to the weather demons my prayer for sunshine.

It's Oscar's birthday today. Old man river is 31 grand years of age. Why is it that the older he gets, the more attractive he gets, and the older I get, the older I get. I can see it now, the mid 30s power shift, where he morphs into Clarke Gable and I slowly become Roseanne. Thanks again, nature.

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