Recently took a trip down memory lane (i.e., navigated to the very oldest emails in my Gmail account) and found a little gem of a game started by my sister, like five years ago. Hilarity ensues.
Katie:
The first rule of Quote games is you cannot talk about Quote games. The second rule of Quote games is that YOU CANNOT TALK ABOUT QUOTE GAMES.
Just kidding, I just thought that was funny. But seriously, I just thought of a brilliant game of identifying quotes. I will email you a challenge quote and you must identify it, and reply with the movie that it is from and a new challenge for me. Here are the rules I could think of:
1. Challenge quotes cannot be found by using the internet, nor can you find the answer to a challenge by using the internet.
2. You may not use other people as a reference, except for one phone-a-friend option per challenge. It must be clearly stated in the email that you have used said option.
3. You may challenge a challenge if you think that it is misquoted. In which case, the challenger must find the quote on the internet and include a reference.
a. If the challenger quoted correctly to begin with, she sends two new challenges, and the challenge-ee has two days to answer said challenge, or she accepts defeat.
b. If the challenger misquoted, she admits it and the challenge-ee sends the challenger two quotes that must be correctly identified in two days, or she accepts defeat.
4. All quotes must be from MOVIES that the challenger knows that the challenge-ee has seen.
5. If the challenge-ee is stumped, she can send a second quote option within the first two days. In which case, the challenger must send a second quote from the same movie to help the challenge-ee.
6. If the challenger incorrectly identifies the movie OR cannot answer the challenger within a week, the challenger is the winner.
My first challenge: Buzz's girlfriend! Woof!
Me:
I accept your challenge! GREAT IDEA!
Ok, here is my answer to your hilariously easy first challenge
Home Alone
That gives me one point. I also suggest that one extra point be given if a more hilarious quote from the same movie is included in the response. My answer to this is, "And remember! we're the WET BANDITS! thats WET! W- um E- uhhhh T" "Shut up Marv!"
Ok and here is your challenge
"Those rules arent real."
"They were real that day I wore a vest!"
"Because that vest was disgusting!"
"YOU CANT SIT WITH US"
Katie:
Score to date:
Kerry:2
Katie: 2 (after this email)
Mean Girls hahahaha this one made me laugh
More hilarious: "whatever, Im getting cheesefries."
Your challenge:
What if I lose this power?
Me:
Took you long enough!
The answer to your challenge is:
SURF NINJAS!
more hilarious: "If shes wearing a veil, dude better bail" "Yeah! If shes covering her face...shes...probably not...very...attractive"
Score to date:
Kerry: 4
Katie: 2
Your challenge:
"Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!"
Me, later:
Where's your answer sister? What you got? You got nothin!
Katie:
Okay, I admit it. I need a second quote to get the movie.
Its not over yet homes!
Me:
Haha good lord i thought this was a gimme!
ok heres another one for you
"I hear their periods attract bears!"
"You hear that? Bears! Now you're putting the whole studio in danger!"
Katie:
Oh holy hell I can't believe I didnt get it. ANCHORMAN
So, I think that if you had to ask for a second quote you forgo your right to get an extra point, so that puts the score at:
Kerry: 4
Katie: 3
damn you!
Okay, my challenge:
Touches hand to tree and shows to friend. "Can't you feel its pain?"
Me:
Lady PLEASE!
Ferngully
And for my bonus quote--
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
"Only fools are positive."
"Are you sure?
"I'm positive. OH! I fell for it! I can't believe it!"
And now here is your challenge.
"That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet." "Your eggo is preggo."
Katie:
Okay obviously it is Juno and here is my bonus quote
"he is the cheese to my macaroni."
and the challenge: "If you're gonna spew, spew in this."
Me:
What is Waynes World! The first one!
Bonus quote "Extreme close up! WHOAHHHHH!"
"If I know Mary as well as I think we do, she'll invite us right in for tea and scrumpets!"
At this point my sister promptly forgets about the game entirely, and it is nearly lost to the annals of history. Haha, annals.
But it is clear that I emerged victorious. Cue trumpets and fanfare, victory-dance in the endzone.
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